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[JOKE] Nagging Wife

A man and his nagging wife were on holiday in Jerusalem, when the wife suddenly died.

The funeral company told the man that it would cost $45,000 to ship her home or $500 to bury her in Jerusalem.

The husband said, “Ship her home.”

Shocked, the undertaker asked, “But sir, why don’t you bury her in the Holy Land and save the money?”

To which the husband replied, “A long time ago, a man was buried here and 3 days later, he rose from the dead….I can’t take THAT RISK!”

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