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JOKE:: One Thousand Naira Note

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JOKE:: One Thousand Naira Note

Naira note arrived at the Central Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burnt, they struck up a conversation.

The One Thousand Naira reminisced about its travels all over the country. “I have really had a pretty good life”, the One Thousand Naira proclaimed.
“I’ve been to Lagos, Ibadan, Benin, Kano and Abuja, the finest restaurants in Victoria Island, Kaduna, Abuja & eastern Nigeria, performances at Muson Center and Glover Hall, hottest nite clubs all over the country and even a cruise on the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans.

“Wow” said the Ten Naira, “You’ve really had an exciting life!”

“So tell me,” says the One Thousand, “where have you been throughout your lifetime?

“The Ten Naira replies”, Oh, I’ve been to Prayer houses, Crusades, Bible studies,Fellowships,and different Churches around.

The One Thousand Naira note interrupts, “What’s a Church?”

Please help the N1000 notes get to our churches. Stop giving miserable notes n cash to the Almighty. The N1000 does not even know what a church is, Imagine?

Many so called Christians don’t know how to Give, little wonder they struggle financially and otherwise.

Let’s learn to Give To God what is RIGHT, Not what is LEFT

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Naira note arrived at the Central Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burnt, they struck up a conversation.

The One Thousand Naira reminisced about its travels all over the country. “I have really had a pretty good life”, the One Thousand Naira proclaimed.
“I’ve been to Lagos, Ibadan, Benin, Kano and Abuja, the finest restaurants in Victoria Island, Kaduna, Abuja & eastern Nigeria, performances at Muson Center and Glover Hall, hottest nite clubs all over the country and even a cruise on the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans.

“Wow” said the Ten Naira, “You’ve really had an exciting life!”

“So tell me,” says the One Thousand, “where have you been throughout your lifetime?

“The Ten Naira replies”, Oh, I’ve been to Prayer houses, Crusades, Bible studies,Fellowships,and different Churches around.

The One Thousand Naira note interrupts, “What’s a Church?”

Please help the N1000 notes get to our churches. Stop giving miserable notes n cash to the Almighty. The N1000 does not even know what a church is, Imagine?

Many so called Christians don’t know how to Give, little wonder they struggle financially and otherwise.

Let’s learn to Give To God what is RIGHT, Not what is LEFT

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