‘Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this ga’damn Church!’
‘I’m very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church.’
The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor’s study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language. In fact, he was furious!
They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, ‘Sir, what seems to be the problem here?’
There is no damn problem,’ the man says. ‘I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this go’damn Church to get understanding on how to spend this damn money like tithe and other ga’damn things God might want to let me know from His word.
‘I see…you’re real damn right’ said the pastor. ‘And I damn hope, this ga’damn bitch is not giving you a hard time?’