JOKE:: Gossip That Sounds Like Prayer Points

I got this from a friend and decided to share it with you.

It’s funny how some people make gossip that sounds like prayer points.

They start like this;

” People Of God, let’s remember Brother Raphael Agidi in our Prayers. He has Gonorrhoea and doctors said they are even screening him for HIV too,but we know dat our God can heal him… so brothers and sisters let’s pray for Divine healing, pray… pray…oooh”

“Brethren let’s also pray for sister Amanda and Brother Emma… Sister Amanda is pregnant for Brother Emma, and Brother Emma is not ready for marriage now, you know they are not married right? Ok…. He told her to abort but she refused, the situation is tearing them and their families apart. Let’s pray to God for peace & amicable settlement ”

“Children of God’s kingdom, let’s remember Mr and Mrs Bennett, in our prayers, Mr. Bennett left Mrs. Bennett, for one young sister Peace in choir. That light skinned slim sister dat works in the Bank, Hmmm.. . Let’s pray for God to restore Mr & Mrs Bennett marriage o… Brethren pray open your mouth and pray. The Lord will answer us.

“And finally before we close… let us lift sister Immaculate before the Lord. She has been suspended from her place of work due to some fraud in her office… We know she is innocent… Even though she has been wearing some expensive Jewelries lately plus dat new car she just bought… erhh…let pray dat as d police are carrying out dia investigations… those things will not be seized in Jesus name… please praaaaay…. she is one of
us o… Pray pray pray oh… !

Have a lovely weekend

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