Notice: Function _load_textdomain_just_in_time was called incorrectly. Translation loading for the shortcodes-ultimate domain was triggered too early. This is usually an indicator for some code in the plugin or theme running too early. Translations should be loaded at the init action or later. Please see Debugging in WordPress for more information. (This message was added in version 6.7.0.) in /home/naijagos/public_html/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6114
JOKE:: One Thousand Naira Note - Naija Gospel

JOKES

JOKE:: One Thousand Naira Note

JOKES

JOKE:: One Thousand Naira Note

Naira note arrived at the Central Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burnt, they struck up a conversation.

The One Thousand Naira reminisced about its travels all over the country. “I have really had a pretty good life”, the One Thousand Naira proclaimed.
“I’ve been to Lagos, Ibadan, Benin, Kano and Abuja, the finest restaurants in Victoria Island, Kaduna, Abuja & eastern Nigeria, performances at Muson Center and Glover Hall, hottest nite clubs all over the country and even a cruise on the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans.

“Wow” said the Ten Naira, “You’ve really had an exciting life!”

“So tell me,” says the One Thousand, “where have you been throughout your lifetime?

“The Ten Naira replies”, Oh, I’ve been to Prayer houses, Crusades, Bible studies,Fellowships,and different Churches around.

The One Thousand Naira note interrupts, “What’s a Church?”

Please help the N1000 notes get to our churches. Stop giving miserable notes n cash to the Almighty. The N1000 does not even know what a church is, Imagine?

Many so called Christians don’t know how to Give, little wonder they struggle financially and otherwise.

Let’s learn to Give To God what is RIGHT, Not what is LEFT

Click to comment

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Naira note arrived at the Central Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burnt, they struck up a conversation.

The One Thousand Naira reminisced about its travels all over the country. “I have really had a pretty good life”, the One Thousand Naira proclaimed.
“I’ve been to Lagos, Ibadan, Benin, Kano and Abuja, the finest restaurants in Victoria Island, Kaduna, Abuja & eastern Nigeria, performances at Muson Center and Glover Hall, hottest nite clubs all over the country and even a cruise on the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans.

“Wow” said the Ten Naira, “You’ve really had an exciting life!”

“So tell me,” says the One Thousand, “where have you been throughout your lifetime?

“The Ten Naira replies”, Oh, I’ve been to Prayer houses, Crusades, Bible studies,Fellowships,and different Churches around.

The One Thousand Naira note interrupts, “What’s a Church?”

Please help the N1000 notes get to our churches. Stop giving miserable notes n cash to the Almighty. The N1000 does not even know what a church is, Imagine?

Many so called Christians don’t know how to Give, little wonder they struggle financially and otherwise.

Let’s learn to Give To God what is RIGHT, Not what is LEFT

Click to comment

Leave a Reply

Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Random Bible verse

Let us then approach God’s throne of grace with confidence, so that we may receive mercy and find grace to help us in our time of need.

LYRICS

More in JOKES

Exit mobile version