One for me, one for you

Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor and decided to go to a calm place to share the loot equally.
One of them suggested d nearby cemetery. As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn’t mind to pick them since they had enough in d bag.
Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar, was passing near the cemetery gate and heard a voice saying:
‘one for me, one for you, one for me, one for you’
He immediately sober up and ran as fast as he could to the church nearby to the priest.
‘Father, please come with me, come and witness God and Satan sharing corpse at the cemetery’
They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice still counting:
‘one for me, one for you, one for me, one for you’
Suddenly the voice stopped counting and said:
‘What about the two at the gate’
You need to see the marathon!
The priest almost run pass the church gate, shouting:
‘we are not dead yet oohh!’

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